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SAT Tests: Moms Edition
Allison Hart of Motherhood,WTF? loved the SATs so much, she created some questions just for moms! Any time we can find a math solution to a parenting problem, we are ALL OVER that business — especially...
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8 Gifts NEVER To Buy Another Mom’s Kid*
* If you ever want her to speak to you again. The birthday season is upon us. And having been through this seasonal drill a few times as a mom, I must confess that my excitement over gift-giving and...
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An (Im)Perfectly Beautiful Christmas Tree
If you are a Christmas tree aficionado … If you wait all year to let your inner Martha Stewart run rampant with ribbon and garland and tinsel, oh my! … If you summarily reject ornaments because they...
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Baby’s First Birthday? This Party’s Really For Mom!
Some parents believe that when a certain Very Big Milestone rolls around — I’m talking about Baby’s First Birthday, of course — that when you finally reach that epic moment, a full year after baby’s...
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On Parenting … With Downton Abbey’s Lady Grantham
When you become a parent, you quickly find that while you are short on a lot of things — time, sleep, patience, memory, clothes without spit-up on the shoulders — there is absolutely no shortage of...
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Making Valentines with Your 5-Year-Old in 7 Easy Steps
Valentine’s Day! The perfect opportunity to exorcize your pent-up craft-making demons. It’s been WEEKS (maybe) since you packed away your handmade Christmas ornaments, and we know that glue gun has...
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You’re NOT Funny, MOM!
Think You’re Funny? Your Kid Disagrees As parents, one of our most important jobs is to build our children’s self-esteem. We cultivate our little cherubs’ delicate egos, shouting their successes from...
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Beach Games Without Leaving Your Chair
A day at the beach is meant to be fun and relaxing. But faster than a wave flattens a sand castle, your “fun” can crumble into a whine-a-thon of complaints about hot sand, sticky seaweed, dropped ice...
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Fall Fashion for the Modern Mom!
How to wear fall’s hottest trends: Capes, Go-go boots, long gloves, notice-me red and over-the-top faux fur! Capes Let’s start with what is undeniably the fall’s hottest fashion trend: CAPES!! Lush,...
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Mommy Math: Back-To-School Edition!
Parents, sharpen those pencils! Even if you flunked every math test you ever took, you’ll ace these real world math problems like you’re channeling Pythagoras. 1. Dana’s tween daughter wants new...
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BREAKING NEWS: Boy Loses Water Bottle, Snares Gold!
AUGUST 17–A 10-year-old Orlando boy took Gold in the Fastest Loss of a CamelBak Water Bottle event, setting a new world record for losing TWO brand-new BPA-free bottles by the THIRD day of school....
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Lost Sock Leads to Worldwide Climate Change
via CrunchyRoll AUGUST 27—Meteorologists around the world today are reporting a stunning weather development: Hell has frozen over. The Weather Channel, first to report the climate change, noted that...
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That’s The Bell! Lunch-Boxing’s Got A New Champion!
Lunch-Boxing is the “It” sport for moms who like to feel superior. Photo: GirlBoxing.org LAS VEGAS—Last night, in a stunning upset, Dallas mom Jill “Burgermeister” Martinez soundly defeated Amanda...
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Cha-ching! PTO’s Pot Fundraiser Breaks All Records
Photo: All Steele Fitness PROVIDENCE, R.I. (Snarkentary Today)—School’s back in session, and that means school fundraisers are out in force, shaking the trees to raise money for everything from band...
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Mom Arrested For Throwing Child’s “Masterpiece” In Garbage
Photo: Florida Today ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—An Orlando area mom who allegedly threw her four-year-old daughter’s drawing in the trash is facing felony charges for disposing of a minor’s artwork....
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Boy Sues Parents For Giving Him “Longest Name EVER”
Jonathan Montgomery Fitzsimmons-McGhee is suing his parents for $10 million for repetitive motion injuries resulting from repeatedly writing out his very long name. ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—Jonathan...
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Science of Parenthood’s Eureka! Awards
Courtesy of Freepik Honoring Major Parenting Moments That Totally Deserve a Prize ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—Just as the Fields Medal celebrates outstanding discoveries in mathematics, and the Nobel...
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Linked to Pokemon GO!, Anime Anxiety On The Rise
ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) today issued a warning about a new risk associated with playing Pokemon Go! A new survey done by NIMH suggests that up to 40...
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A Note From Your PTA President About The Holiday Shoppe Gifts You’ll Be...
Merry Christmas, Parents! It’s your proud-to-be-selflessly-working-overtime-for-your-kids PTA President Janie McMahon here with a quick note about the Holiday Shoppe gifts you’ll be receiving from...
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Grab A Fork! USDA Says Video Game Health Points Are Food
Health points are the perfect food for kids who don’t eat anyway, says the USDA. ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—The USDA announced today that video game “health points” have real world nutritional value...
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