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Lost Sock Leads to Worldwide Climate Change
via CrunchyRoll AUGUST 27—Meteorologists around the world today are reporting a stunning weather development: Hell has frozen over. The Weather Channel, first to report the climate change, noted that...
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That’s The Bell! Lunch-Boxing’s Got A New Champion!
Lunch-Boxing is the “It” sport for moms who like to feel superior. Photo: GirlBoxing.org LAS VEGAS—Last night, in a stunning upset, Dallas mom Jill “Burgermeister” Martinez soundly defeated Amanda...
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Cha-ching! PTO’s Pot Fundraiser Breaks All Records
Photo: All Steele Fitness PROVIDENCE, R.I. (Snarkentary Today)—School’s back in session, and that means school fundraisers are out in force, shaking the trees to raise money for everything from band...
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Mom Arrested For Throwing Child’s “Masterpiece” In Garbage
Photo: Florida Today ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—An Orlando area mom who allegedly threw her four-year-old daughter’s drawing in the trash is facing felony charges for disposing of a minor’s artwork....
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Boy Sues Parents For Giving Him “Longest Name EVER”
Jonathan Montgomery Fitzsimmons-McGhee is suing his parents for $10 million for repetitive motion injuries resulting from repeatedly writing out his very long name. ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—Jonathan...
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Science of Parenthood’s Eureka! Awards
Courtesy of Freepik Honoring Major Parenting Moments That Totally Deserve a Prize ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—Just as the Fields Medal celebrates outstanding discoveries in mathematics, and the Nobel...
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Linked to Pokemon GO!, Anime Anxiety On The Rise
ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) today issued a warning about a new risk associated with playing Pokemon Go! A new survey done by NIMH suggests that up to 40...
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A Note From Your PTA President About The Holiday Shoppe Gifts You’ll Be...
Merry Christmas, Parents! It’s your proud-to-be-selflessly-working-overtime-for-your-kids PTA President Janie McMahon here with a quick note about the Holiday Shoppe gifts you’ll be receiving from...
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Grab A Fork! USDA Says Video Game Health Points Are Food
Health points are the perfect food for kids who don’t eat anyway, says the USDA. ORLANDO (Snarkentary Today)—The USDA announced today that video game “health points” have real world nutritional value...
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Post Kids: The 7 Stages You’ll Go Through As Your Diet Goes To Completely To...
SO HUNGRY: There HAS to be more food in here somewhere! The Modern Parent is an omnivorous eater, consuming a wide variety of foods to ensure adequate nutrition. Historically, the Modern Parent...
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